I ended up getting a man by the name of Matt Greenstein as one of my teammates, and I took two vacant scores this week so Berta and Brian could start bowling with us next week. I went with Matt’s suggestion of “Pinheads” as the team name. The only notable thing that happened in the meeting was that the league voted to have negative handicaps for teams with averages over 800.
My Week 1 bowling, frame-by-frame (Linked to BowlSK sheet)
My night was marked by a brutal spare game, in which I missed 3 10 pins and couldn’t make any of my cluster leaves. The only reason the second and third games were within reason was that I found a better look at the pocket by balling down to my Hy-Road and circling the heads a bit.
Result: 124-190-168=482
Average (3 games): 160
Next week’s AVG+1 score: 484
Matt averaged 137 on the night, improving in each game. The team only won the third game, with the first game being possible if I had not had a horrible game.
The Tenth Board 
Something I overlooked posting about was that the league’s president last summer is not bowling this summer. Needing candidates, I put myself into nomination for president, which would’ve been the first time I’ve ever held league office; a man by the name of Jim Reed got more votes, however.